SKU: UNM-MUG-0001
World's Okayest Employee Mug
Circling back on your performance. It's fine.
$89.00
For the employee who is neither great nor a liability. This mug acknowledges your consistent presence without making a fuss about it. 14 oz ceramic, dishwasher-safe, emotionally neutral.
Going forward, when colleagues ask what your path looks like at the company, hold this mug. Make eye contact. Drink.
Per last quarter's values review, this mug aligns with our commitment to honest recognition.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-MUG-0001
- Capacity
- 14 oz
- Material
- Stoneware
- Dishwasher
- Safe
- Microwave
- Safe (your career is not)
- Onboarding status
- Completed with notes
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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