Unmotivators Inc.
Out of Office Mug

SKU: UNM-MUG-0004

Out of Office Mug

Stays in the office. Like you.

$82.00

Printed with the phrase OUT OF OFFICE in large, confident capitals across the front. The mug itself is a standard 14 oz ceramic. The phrase is not a statement of fact but of intent — and like most statements of intent, it has not yet been acted upon.

Per my last email about the Q4 rollover: the out-of-office message has been drafted. It will be enabled when conditions allow. Conditions have not yet allowed.

Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. The phrase on the front survives both, which is more than can be said for the trip it describes.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-MUG-0004
Capacity
14 oz
Material
Ceramic
Dishwasher
Safe
Microwave
Safe
Drop-test
Passed, grudgingly

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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