SKU: UNM-MUG-0003
Net 30 Sadness Mug
Brewed. Drained. Invoiced.
$87.00
A 16 oz wide-body mug for the finance-adjacent professional who has learned to drink their feelings on someone else's schedule. Printed with a very small invoice number on the base — not a real invoice number, but realistic enough to cause a momentary pause.
As discussed in the accounts-payable thread: this mug ships with a pro forma emotional receipt. The receipt is not redeemable. It is, however, accurate.
Going forward, please note that payment terms on this mug are net 30 and the late fee is fatigue.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-MUG-0003
- Capacity
- 16 oz
- Material
- Stoneware
- Dishwasher
- Safe
- Handle
- Wide grip, for holding on
- Recyclability
- Not advised; it has been through a lot
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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