Unmotivators Inc.
I Survived Another Meeting Mug

SKU: UNM-MUG-0002

I Survived Another Meeting Mug

Tally-mark glaze. Engraved forever.

$94.00

Sixteen tally marks are printed in a clean sans-serif glaze around the body of this 14 oz ceramic mug. They do not represent a specific number of meetings. They represent the feeling of a specific number of meetings, which is different, and more accurate.

Going forward, this mug can be refilled as many times as necessary, though we note that the tally marks do not increase with use. Some limits are fixed.

Per my last email regarding the standing Tuesday check-in: this mug is dishwasher safe and requires no further calibration.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-MUG-0002
Capacity
14 oz
Material
Ceramic
Dishwasher
Safe
Tally marks
16 (fixed)
Quarterly review
Not applicable

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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