Unmotivators Inc.
"This Desk Belongs to [REDACTED]" Nameplate Insert

SKU: UNM-SUP-0002

"This Desk Belongs to [REDACTED]" Nameplate Insert

For when you no longer wish to be found.

$71.00

A standard-format desk nameplate insert, printed with the text THIS DESK BELONGS TO [REDACTED] in a clean sans-serif. Fits all standard nameplate holders. The redaction bar is printed in a slightly warmer black than the text, for authenticity.

Per my last email about the hot-desk transition: this insert resolves the identity question that hot-desking creates without creating a new one. The desk belongs to someone. That someone is redacted. The insert is honest about both facts.

Going forward, this product is available in single units or packs of five for team environments in which multiple people prefer not to be identifiable at their workspace. Both options are supported.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-SUP-0002
Dimensions
Standard nameplate insert
Redaction bar
Warm black (accurate)
Name disclosed
No
Pack size
1 or 5
Holder included
No; standard holders are compatible

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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