Unmotivators Inc.
Depressive Mouse Pad

SKU: UNM-SUP-0003

Depressive Mouse Pad

Bleak stock photo under rubber.

$58.00

A standard 9 by 7 inch mouse pad printed with a full-surface stock photograph selected from our Bleak Landscape collection. Current images include an overcast pier in winter, an empty parking structure at dusk, and a suburban intersection at 6 a.m. before the businesses open. Images rotate by production run.

Going forward, this mouse pad is functional: non-slip rubber base, smooth top surface compatible with optical and laser mice. The image does not affect tracking. The image affects mood.

As discussed: you cannot choose the image. The image you receive is the image you needed.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-SUP-0003
Dimensions
9" × 7"
Base
Non-slip rubber
Surface
Smooth, tracking compatible
Image selection
Assigned; not chosen
Image rotation
By production run

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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