Unmotivators Inc.
"Temporary Employee" Name Tag

SKU: UNM-SUP-0004

"Temporary Employee" Name Tag

Magnetic. Reusable. Permanent.

$47.00

A magnetic name tag printed with the words TEMPORARY EMPLOYEE in bold, above a blank white field where a name would go if a name were being offered. The magnetic back holds to most shirts. The tag itself is reusable. The word Temporary, we have found, is not.

Per my last email about the contractor onboarding flow: this tag resolves the ambiguity of contractor identification in a way that is honest and durable. It has been in continuous production for seven years. The irony of this has not been lost on us.

Going forward, this tag is available as a single unit or a five-pack. The five-pack is suitable for environments in which temporary employees become, over time, the majority of the staff.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-SUP-0004
Attachment
Magnetic
Name field
Blank
Status shown
Temporary (permanent)
Pack options
1 or 5
Years in production
7

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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