SKU: UNM-MUG-0006
Synergy Tea Mug
Brewed by committee.
$78.00
A small, 14 oz ceramic mug printed with the word SYNERGY in a calligraphic font that is either ironic or sincere — the font itself is not willing to commit. Designed for the person who must drink tea in meetings while their colleagues drink coffee and say the word alignment.
Circling back on the cross-functional brew time: steep for three to five minutes. The committee has not reached consensus on this either, so use your judgment.
Going forward, this mug is dishwasher safe and microwave safe. It is not safe from being passive-aggressively moved from its spot in the cupboard.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-MUG-0006
- Capacity
- 14 oz
- Material
- Ceramic
- Dishwasher
- Safe
- Microwave
- Safe
- Onboarding status
- Aligned with team norms, broadly
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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