SKU: UNM-AWD-0001
"Showed Up Most Days 2025" Trophy
As discussed, attendance is a minimum viable accomplishment.
$312.00
A ten-inch gold-plated participation trophy recognizing the achievement of regular physical presence in 2025. The plaque on the base is engraved with no name, to allow flexible attribution.
Going forward, this trophy serves as the anchor of an honest recognition program. It can be awarded to any team member whose attendance is, on the whole, positive.
Per last quarter's values review, this award aligns with Unmotivators' commitment to sustainable discontent.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-AWD-0001
- Height
- 10"
- Finish
- Gold-plated resin
- Base
- Black marble (composite)
- Engraving
- Generic, by design
- Recognition value
- Symbolic
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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