SKU: UNM-AWD-0003
"Longest Held Position in Middle Management" Plaque
Brass. Engraved. Accurate.
$267.00
A solid brass plaque mounted on a dark walnut base, engraved with the title LONGEST HELD POSITION IN MIDDLE MANAGEMENT and a name field left blank for the recipient. No date range is given. No date range is needed. The duration is implied.
Circling back on the leadership development conversation: this plaque does not represent a promotion. It represents a record. These are different things. The plaque is clear about which one it is.
As discussed: middle management has its own specific gravity. This plaque honors the people who remain in it, through reorganizations, name changes, and two separate rebrandings, without being moved upward or outward.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-AWD-0003
- Material
- Brass, walnut base
- Dimensions
- 10" × 4"
- Engraving
- Deep etch, permanent
- Promotion implied
- No
- Accuracy
- Confirmed
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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