SKU: UNM-AWD-0004
"Participation in Q3" Crystal Award
Unengraved. By request.
$389.00
A six-inch optically clear crystal award — the kind given for sales achievements, service milestones, and civic recognitions — acknowledging participation in the third quarter. The participation is not specified further. All forms of Q3 participation are included in the scope of this award.
Going forward, this award arrives unengraved. An engraving service is available through our fulfillment partner at an additional cost that we have not disclosed. We recommend leaving it unengraved. The ambiguity is the point.
Per my last email: yes, this is a crystal award for Q3 participation. No, there is no criteria for earning it. All Q3 participants are eligible. Participation in Q3 is defined as having been employed during any portion of Q3.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-AWD-0004
- Height
- 6"
- Material
- Optical crystal
- Engraving
- None (by design)
- Eligibility
- All Q3 participants
- Criteria
- Existence during Q3
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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