SKU: UNM-AWD-0002
"5-Year Veteran of the Same Job Title" Certificate
Framed. Generic. Unsigned.
$218.00
A framed certificate printed on 80 lb parchment stock, acknowledging five consecutive years of service under a job title that did not change. The name field is blank. The title field reads [TITLE]. The date range reads 20XX–20XX. All fields are accurate pending your input.
Going forward, this certificate fits a standard 8.5 by 11 inch frame, which is included and pre-assembled. The frame is black wood. The mat is off-white. The glass is real.
Per my last email about the tenure recognition program: this certificate is the entire program. It was cost-effective to produce and requires no signature from anyone above you in the hierarchy.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-AWD-0002
- Dimensions
- 8.5" × 11"
- Paper stock
- 80 lb parchment
- Frame
- Black wood, included
- Signature
- Absent
- Title variance
- None; that is the point
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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