Unmotivators Inc.
Regret Roast Mug

SKU: UNM-MUG-0008

Regret Roast Mug

The inspirational quote has faded.

$91.00

This 16 oz mug was manufactured with a motivational quote printed on the side. After several hundred dishwasher cycles, the quote has faded to the point where only scattered letters are legible — specifically, the letters R, E, G, R, E, T. This is not an accident. This was the design.

Circling back on the print durability conversation: the fade is intentional and irreversible. We are aware that some customers may not have expected this. We considered it a feature worth the disclosure.

As discussed: the mug itself is structurally sound. Holds 16 oz. Does not leak. Carries the ambiguity of its message without complaint.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-MUG-0008
Capacity
16 oz
Material
Stoneware
Dishwasher
Safe (fade is intentional)
Handle
Standard
Recyclability
Eventually, like everything

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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