SKU: UNM-PLQ-0001
Manager of Unmet Expectations
Per my last email, the title is accurate.
$184.00
A laser-engraved walnut plaque acknowledging the uncomfortable space between what was promised at hire and what has actually occurred. Measures eight by three inches. Discreetly mounted on a slim brass base.
Circling back: this is a durable, professional piece that looks appropriate on any manager's desk. It makes no claims that cannot be defended in a 1:1.
Ships with a blank engraving tag, in case your expectations drift further downward and you need to revise.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-PLQ-0001
- Material
- Walnut, brass base
- Dimensions
- 8" × 3"
- Engraving
- Laser, single pass
- Replacement tag
- Included
- Justification
- Defensible
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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