Unmotivators Inc.
Head of Standing Meetings

SKU: UNM-PLQ-0003

Head of Standing Meetings

As discussed, daily, forever.

$171.00

A walnut plaque acknowledging the unnamed individual who schedules the daily standup, maintains the recurring invite, and remains on the call for its full duration regardless of whether there is anything left to discuss. This plaque is for them.

Circling back on the recognition gap identified in last quarter's engagement survey: this plaque constitutes an official acknowledgment. It fits a standard desk. It holds a standard title. It reflects a non-standard sacrifice.

As discussed, the standup continues. This plaque does not stop it. It simply confirms that someone is responsible.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-PLQ-0003
Material
Walnut, steel base
Dimensions
9" × 3"
Engraving
Laser, two passes
Meeting cadence
Not affected by this purchase
Justification
See standing invite

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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