SKU: UNM-PLQ-0003
Head of Standing Meetings
As discussed, daily, forever.
$171.00
A walnut plaque acknowledging the unnamed individual who schedules the daily standup, maintains the recurring invite, and remains on the call for its full duration regardless of whether there is anything left to discuss. This plaque is for them.
Circling back on the recognition gap identified in last quarter's engagement survey: this plaque constitutes an official acknowledgment. It fits a standard desk. It holds a standard title. It reflects a non-standard sacrifice.
As discussed, the standup continues. This plaque does not stop it. It simply confirms that someone is responsible.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-PLQ-0003
- Material
- Walnut, steel base
- Dimensions
- 9" × 3"
- Engraving
- Laser, two passes
- Meeting cadence
- Not affected by this purchase
- Justification
- See standing invite
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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