SKU: UNM-PLQ-0002
Employee of the Month (June 2019)
The month was what it was.
$162.00
A brass-mounted cherry plaque, laser-engraved with the phrase EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH — JUNE 2019. The name field is blank. The month was selected for its administrative neutrality. Nothing notable occurred in June 2019 that would distinguish it from any other month.
Per my last email regarding the recognition cadence: this plaque is designed to be displayed proudly, given to a colleague, or quietly accepted in lieu of a raise. All three use cases have been tested.
Going forward, the award cannot be retroactively revoked. This was confirmed with legal. The month stands.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-PLQ-0002
- Material
- Cherry, brass mount
- Dimensions
- 8" × 3"
- Engraving
- Laser, permanent
- Name field
- Blank (intentional)
- Month selected
- June 2019 (final answer)
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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