SKU: UNM-TOY-0005
Existential Magic 8-Ball
Reply hazy. Try less.
$96.00
A standard-diameter Magic 8-Ball redesigned with twenty responses, all of which are variations on uncertainty, deflection, or the acknowledgment that the question may not have been worth asking. Sample responses include: UNCLEAR AND UNLIKELY, ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES, and THE ANSWER HAS BEEN TABLED.
Going forward, this device functions identically to a standard Magic 8-Ball in terms of physical operation. The fluid is blue. The icosahedron is intact. The responses have simply been updated to reflect current workplace reality.
Per my last email: yes, one of the twenty responses is simply the word FINE. We stand by this.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-TOY-0005
- Response count
- 20
- Fluid color
- Blue
- Optimistic responses
- 0
- Responses reading FINE
- 1
- Shake required
- Yes (still)
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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