SKU: UNM-TOY-0001
The Deflating Stress Ball
Loses air slowly. As discussed, this is intentional.
$124.00
A foam stress ball engineered with a pinhole leak. Over the course of a fiscal quarter, it softens — and then collapses — on your desk, in full view of everyone.
Unmotivators Inc. developed the Deflating Stress Ball after twenty-two weeks of internal user research. We are very proud of it.
Going forward, the Deflating Stress Ball can be re-inflated with a standard bike pump, should you wish to extend the metaphor.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-TOY-0001
- Material
- Closed-cell foam
- Initial firmness
- Moderate
- Half-life
- Approximately 12 weeks
- Reinflation
- Possible
- Moral
- Implicit
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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