Unmotivators Inc.
Actual Ceramic Coffee Mug

SKU: UNM-MUG-0007

Actual Ceramic Coffee Mug

Please stop projecting onto it.

$76.00

A plain white 14 oz ceramic mug. No print. No tagline. No tally marks, no ironic caption, no employee-recognition glaze. It is, in the most literal sense, just a mug. We are charging $76.00 for it.

Per my last email about the Q3 brand audit: this mug is not making a statement. It is containing a liquid. These are its only goals. It has achieved both, consistently, for its entire operational life.

Going forward, please do not read meaning into this mug. It is aware that meaning has been read into it before. It is tired.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-MUG-0007
Capacity
14 oz
Material
Ceramic
Dishwasher
Safe
Microwave
Safe
Quarterly review
Meets expectations, full stop

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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