SKU: UNM-MUG-0007
Actual Ceramic Coffee Mug
Please stop projecting onto it.
$76.00
A plain white 14 oz ceramic mug. No print. No tagline. No tally marks, no ironic caption, no employee-recognition glaze. It is, in the most literal sense, just a mug. We are charging $76.00 for it.
Per my last email about the Q3 brand audit: this mug is not making a statement. It is containing a liquid. These are its only goals. It has achieved both, consistently, for its entire operational life.
Going forward, please do not read meaning into this mug. It is aware that meaning has been read into it before. It is tired.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-MUG-0007
- Capacity
- 14 oz
- Material
- Ceramic
- Dishwasher
- Safe
- Microwave
- Safe
- Quarterly review
- Meets expectations, full stop
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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