Unmotivators Inc.
"Wine O'Clock Was a Warning" Wine Tumbler

SKU: UNM-HOM-0009

"Wine O'Clock Was a Warning" Wine Tumbler

Stemless. Stainless. Sincere.

$108.00

A 12 oz double-walled stainless steel wine tumbler printed with the phrase WINE O'CLOCK WAS A WARNING in a font that is both cheerful and exhausted, which is the correct register. Keeps wine cold for four hours. Keeps the sentiment for longer.

It is stemless because stems break, and because the things that were delicate in your life have been slowly replaced by things designed to survive more contact.

Dishwasher safe. Lid included. The lid seals adequately but not completely, which is also accurate.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-HOM-0009
Capacity
12 oz
Material
Stainless steel, double-wall
Lid
Included; adequate seal
Dishwasher
Safe
Cold retention
4 hours

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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