SKU: UNM-HOM-0009
"Wine O'Clock Was a Warning" Wine Tumbler
Stemless. Stainless. Sincere.
$108.00
A 12 oz double-walled stainless steel wine tumbler printed with the phrase WINE O'CLOCK WAS A WARNING in a font that is both cheerful and exhausted, which is the correct register. Keeps wine cold for four hours. Keeps the sentiment for longer.
It is stemless because stems break, and because the things that were delicate in your life have been slowly replaced by things designed to survive more contact.
Dishwasher safe. Lid included. The lid seals adequately but not completely, which is also accurate.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-HOM-0009
- Capacity
- 12 oz
- Material
- Stainless steel, double-wall
- Lid
- Included; adequate seal
- Dishwasher
- Safe
- Cold retention
- 4 hours
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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