Unmotivators Inc.
TOMORROW

SKU: UNM-POS-0018-GR

TOMORROW

Where your ambitions go to wait.

$218.00

A wall calendar, open to a month. Every date is blank. Not empty — blank, as though nothing was ever going to be scheduled on any of them, and this was known in advance. TOMORROW.

Unmotivators Inc. regards this as one of the more tender pieces in our collection. It does not mock the aspiration. It simply observes that aspirations, like tomorrows, accumulate.

Hang above a desk, a whiteboard, or any surface where plans are made and then revisited later, when the circumstances have changed enough that the original plan no longer applies.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-POS-0018-GR
Finish
Matte, regrettably
Frame
Stained black oak
Dimensions
24" × 30"
Ships in
Eventually
Lead time variance
By definition

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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