Unmotivators Inc.
Resigned Acceptance Doormat

SKU: UNM-HOM-0006

Resigned Acceptance Doormat

It just reads "Okay."

$128.00

A doormat that says Okay. in lowercase, centered, in a slightly irregular hand-lettered font. Not WELCOME. Not HELLO. Not a pun. Just: okay. You are here. This is where you live. Okay.

The coir is natural and the rubber backing keeps it from sliding on most surfaces. The mat works. The mat shows up every day. The mat does not ask for more than that.

Standard exterior dimensions. Weathers well. The word remains legible for several years, which is longer than some relationships and most leases.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-HOM-0006
Material
Natural coir
Dimensions
18" × 30"
Backing
Rubber
Text
Okay.
Legibility lifespan
Several years

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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