Unmotivators Inc.
2026 Procrastination Wall Calendar

SKU: UNM-PAP-0003

2026 Procrastination Wall Calendar

Every month is February.

$58.00

Twelve months of February, with accurate dates for each month as written, but no differentiation of month names. January is February. March is February. December is also February. This is accurate to the phenomenological experience of working through a full calendar year.

As discussed: the calendar mounts on a single nail. Pages tear cleanly at the perforation. The photographs are of parking lots at dusk, one per month, each from a different metropolitan area.

Circling back on the Q1 planning cycle: this calendar will not help with that. It will, however, make February feel predictable, which is the best we can offer.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-PAP-0003
Page count
13 (cover + 12 months)
Dimensions
11" × 17"
Months shown
12 (all February)
Hole punched
Yes, one
Year depicted
2026 (loosely)

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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