Unmotivators Inc.
PERSEVERANCE

SKU: UNM-POS-0005-GR

PERSEVERANCE

Doing the same thing repeatedly is just a personality now.

$212.00

A single folding chair faces a wall. Nothing is on the wall. The chair is the kind you stack in a gymnasium when the event is over. The event, in this photograph, has not started. PERSEVERANCE.

This piece is part of Unmotivators Inc.'s Endurance Line, which we publish in acknowledgment of the fact that most of what people call resilience is actually the absence of better options.

Suitable for the gym that was installed in the office renovation but has not been used since the second week. Also: any personal office where someone is finishing a degree that will not change their salary.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-POS-0005-GR
Finish
Matte
Frame
Stained black oak
Dimensions
24" × 30"
Warranty
12 months against fading; not against relevance
Crate weight
11 lbs

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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