Unmotivators Inc.
"Home Sweet Home Equity Line of Credit" Cross-Stitch Plaque

SKU: UNM-HOM-0004

"Home Sweet Home Equity Line of Credit" Cross-Stitch Plaque

Framed. Appraised. Adjusting.

$178.00

A cross-stitch reproduction of the classic Home Sweet Home sampler design, with the phrase updated to read HOME SWEET HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT. The stitching is done by hand. The frame is simple oak. The mat is ecru. The interest rate is variable and not specified on the piece.

Hang in an entryway, a living room, or above the mantle where the original cross-stitch sampler would have gone, in the house that you own, which is also the house the bank owns.

Each piece is hand-stitched and arrives with minor variations. The variations are features.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-HOM-0004
Construction
Hand cross-stitch
Frame
Oak
Mat
Ecru
Variations
Minor; by hand
Rate
Variable (not shown)

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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