SKU: UNM-POS-0012-GR
GROWTH
The metric that made the numbers more important than the people.
$232.00
A bar chart, printed on paper and tacked to a corkboard, is the entire subject of GROWTH. The final bar is shorter than the previous one. No annotation explains this. The tack in the upper-right corner has come loose and the corner of the paper curls inward.
Unmotivators Inc. presents this image as part of our Quantitative series — a collection honoring the quiet tyranny of performance dashboards, pipeline reviews, and quarterly projections that do not know what they are looking at.
Hang in a sales bullpen, a finance team's office, or any room where a large monitor displays live metrics that most people in the room have stopped watching.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-POS-0012-GR
- Finish
- Matte, regrettably
- Frame
- Stained black oak
- Dimensions
- 24" × 30"
- Run size
- Adjusted downward
- Signed by artist
- No (artist preferred anonymity)
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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