Unmotivators Inc.
"Gather Here (If You Must)" Dining Room Sign

SKU: UNM-HOM-0010

"Gather Here (If You Must)" Dining Room Sign

Farmhouse-style. Reluctant.

$142.00

A wood-plank sign in the farmhouse style — distressed edges, whitewashed background, black serif lettering — that reads GATHER HERE (IF YOU MUST). The parenthetical is small but legible. It is not meant to be hidden.

Hang it in the dining room, above the table, or in the kitchen where people tend to congregate against your better judgment. The sign acknowledges the gathering. It does not endorse it. This is a distinction that takes about forty years of family dinners to fully appreciate.

Mounting hardware included. The sign is heavy enough to need two nails, which the package contains.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-HOM-0010
Material
Pine, distressed
Finish
Whitewashed
Mounting hardware
2 nails, included
Endorsement of gathering
Not implied
Parenthetical visibility
Intentional

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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