SKU: UNM-POS-0010-GR
EXCELLENCE
The silent expectation you will never quite meet.
$257.00
EXCELLENCE shows a single trophy on a shelf, slightly off-center, coated in a uniform layer of dust. The shelf is otherwise empty. The trophy is not engraved. This condition is original, not subsequent.
Unmotivators Inc. places this poster in the highest tier of our Honest Recognition series. It acknowledges the gap between expectation and outcome with neither cruelty nor comfort, which we consider an artistic achievement.
Hang in a corner office, a training room, or any hallway in which employee-of-the-month photographs have been absent for longer than two quarters.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-POS-0010-GR
- Finish
- Matte, regrettably
- Frame
- Stained black oak
- Dimensions
- 24" × 30"
- Origin
- American, in the broadest sense
- Lead time variance
- Moderate to high
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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