SKU: UNM-POS-0011-GR
COMMITMENT
Nine years in and no one remembers why you started.
$219.00
A framed employee photo on a desk — one of those small company-directory headshots in a plastic frame — sits in the corner of the frame, behind a coffee cup, a laptop, and a half-finished crossword. The face in the photo cannot be identified at this resolution. COMMITMENT.
Unmotivators Inc. uses this image in our Tenure Collection, which honors the often-unremarked experience of staying somewhere for a long time without a clear explanation of why. We find it deeply relatable.
Appropriate for any space where long-service awards have been discussed but not yet purchased. Also suitable for home offices where the company-issued laptop and the personal laptop sit side by side on the same desk.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-POS-0011-GR
- Finish
- Matte
- Frame
- Stained black oak
- Dimensions
- 24" × 30"
- Ships in
- 4–6 weeks
- Archival rating
- Matches career longevity
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.
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