Unmotivators Inc.
COMMITMENT

SKU: UNM-POS-0011-GR

COMMITMENT

Nine years in and no one remembers why you started.

$219.00

A framed employee photo on a desk — one of those small company-directory headshots in a plastic frame — sits in the corner of the frame, behind a coffee cup, a laptop, and a half-finished crossword. The face in the photo cannot be identified at this resolution. COMMITMENT.

Unmotivators Inc. uses this image in our Tenure Collection, which honors the often-unremarked experience of staying somewhere for a long time without a clear explanation of why. We find it deeply relatable.

Appropriate for any space where long-service awards have been discussed but not yet purchased. Also suitable for home offices where the company-issued laptop and the personal laptop sit side by side on the same desk.

Spec Sheet

Corporate Excuses

SKU
UNM-POS-0011-GR
Finish
Matte
Frame
Stained black oak
Dimensions
24" × 30"
Ships in
4–6 weeks
Archival rating
Matches career longevity

All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.

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