
SKU: UNM-HOM-0007
Ambient Burnout Candle
Notes of cardboard, cold coffee, and HVAC.
$156.00
A hand-poured soy candle in a matte black vessel with a cotton wick. The scent profile was developed over fourteen months and includes base notes of recycled cardboard, mid notes of cold drip coffee, and a top note that is difficult to describe but which everyone who smells it immediately recognizes as their office.
Burn time is approximately 50 hours. The candle does not improve the ambience of a room so much as make the ambience familiar. There is comfort in familiarity, even when the familiar thing is the faint smell of a building that was retrofitted for climate control sometime in the early 2000s.
Trim the wick before each use. The vessel can be repurposed after the candle is spent. Most people use it for loose change.
Spec Sheet
Corporate Excuses
- SKU
- UNM-HOM-0007
- Wax
- Soy
- Burn time
- ~50 hours
- Vessel
- Matte black ceramic
- Scent profile
- Cardboard, cold coffee, HVAC
- Wick
- Cotton; trim before use
All specifications subject to revision in the next quarterly review.


